EvansGnius Falls Off A Bicycle On The NewYear

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I went to The Liquor store Yesterday on my Bicycle...
Bought a Bottle of Whisky and put it in The Bicycle Basket...
As i was about to Leave i Thought to Myself that if i Fell off the Bicycle...
The bottle will break So i Drank all the Whisky before i Cycled Home...
Finally it turned Out to be A Very Good Decision Because i fell off my Bicycle Seven times on my Way home...Imagine What would've happened to The Bottle...Wisdom will Kill me one day.

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